Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Real Men of Genius

As I mentioned in my previous post, beer commercials are some of the best and most entertaining in the business. And Bud Light’s “Real Men of Genius” TV and radio ads are no exception.

Now I know the following is only slightly beer related, and that college football season is still a couple months away. But since beer and football go together like peanut butter and ladies, when I found this little gem in a friend’s AIM profile, I couldn’t help myself, I had to post it.


"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius" (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your
absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile
attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly
inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships
won 40 years before you were born (those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though
that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rival in the regular
season finale (Reeeeespect the VEST) and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan!)"

Go Green.


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